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{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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Mitrephora is a genus of flowering plants in the family Annonaceae, that are native to an area that extends from China in the north to Queensland. Plants in the genus Mitrephora are also found in southern India and Southeast Asia.
"}{"type":"standard","title":"Triphenyl phosphite","displaytitle":"Triphenyl phosphite","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q222290","titles":{"canonical":"Triphenyl_phosphite","normalized":"Triphenyl phosphite","display":"Triphenyl phosphite"},"pageid":12937605,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8e/P%28OPh%293.png/330px-P%28OPh%293.png","width":320,"height":188},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/P%28OPh%293.png","width":464,"height":272},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1279961183","tid":"393282b6-fe94-11ef-a043-1baf4cfb2524","timestamp":"2025-03-11T16:16:44Z","description":"Chemical compound","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphenyl_phosphite","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphenyl_phosphite?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphenyl_phosphite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Triphenyl_phosphite"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphenyl_phosphite","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Triphenyl_phosphite","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triphenyl_phosphite?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Triphenyl_phosphite"}},"extract":"Triphenyl phosphite is the organophosphorus compound with the formula P(OC6H5)3. It is a colourless viscous liquid.","extract_html":"
Triphenyl phosphite is the organophosphorus compound with the formula P(OC6H5)3. It is a colourless viscous liquid.
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{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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