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Real Madriz Fútbol Club is a Nicaraguan football team playing at the top level. It is based in Somoto.
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Jonkheer Marinus van der Goes van Naters was a Dutch politician of the defunct Social Democratic Workers' Party (SDAP) and later the Labour Party (PvdA) and lawyer.
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