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{"type":"standard","title":"Melaleuca huttensis","displaytitle":"Melaleuca huttensis","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q6811042","titles":{"canonical":"Melaleuca_huttensis","normalized":"Melaleuca huttensis","display":"Melaleuca huttensis"},"pageid":26079897,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/cc/Melaleuca_huttensis_%28flowers%29.JPG/330px-Melaleuca_huttensis_%28flowers%29.JPG","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Melaleuca_huttensis_%28flowers%29.JPG","width":4000,"height":3000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1274198812","tid":"4f28f15f-e41e-11ef-9c19-6aa78a15ccf4","timestamp":"2025-02-06T00:07:10Z","description":"Species of shrub","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaleuca_huttensis","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaleuca_huttensis?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaleuca_huttensis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melaleuca_huttensis"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaleuca_huttensis","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Melaleuca_huttensis","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Melaleuca_huttensis?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Melaleuca_huttensis"}},"extract":"Melaleuca huttensis is a plant in the myrtle family Myrtaceae, and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It is a small, woody shrub with elliptic leaves, mostly crowded near the ends of the branches which are tipped with heads of white or yellow flowers during spring and early summer. It is a threatened species, potentially endangered by the construction of the Oakajee Port near Geraldton.","extract_html":"
Melaleuca huttensis is a plant in the myrtle family Myrtaceae, and is endemic to the south-west of Western Australia. It is a small, woody shrub with elliptic leaves, mostly crowded near the ends of the branches which are tipped with heads of white or yellow flowers during spring and early summer. It is a threatened species, potentially endangered by the construction of the Oakajee Port near Geraldton.
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