{"slip": { "id": 6, "advice": "Never cut your own fringe."}}
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{"fact":"Despite imagery of cats happily drinking milk from saucers, studies indicate that cats are actually lactose intolerant and should avoid it entirely.","length":148}
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{"fact":"Approximately 40,000 people are bitten by cats in the U.S. annually.","length":68}
{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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