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The Sockman is a bronze statue in Loughborough town centre.
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The Brave New World Tour by Iron Maiden began on 2 June 2000 and ended on 19 January 2001. It supported their 2000 album Brave New World that marked the return of vocalist Bruce Dickinson and guitarist Adrian Smith. In Europe, the tour was called Metal 2000. The initial batch of dates included just one in Iron Maiden's homeland. \"Everybody in the band would like to do a thirty-date tour of 1,500-2,000-seaters,\" maintained Bruce Dickinson, \"but we've got a tour booked in Europe this summer and we will be playing to over two million people in two months. Newbridge Memorial Hall will have to wait for a while!\"
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